Five simple steps to improve the first Matrix film:
1. Make one of the film's many messages more clear by having that ginger-bearded guy tell Keaneo: "Staying up all night surfing the web in your filthy little bedroom is all well and good, but sometimes a boy needs to go out to industrial clubs and meet girls."
2. After the little bald kid in the toga gives the "there is no spoon" speech, have Keaneo punch him in the face. Hard.
3. Switch shouldn't die. In fact, Switch should turn out to be The One.
4. The White Rabbit tattoo girl should be a major character. Come on, she was Katerina in Heartbreak High!
5. Joey Pants should turn out *not* to be a treacherous slimebag. Who could possible see that one coming, eh?
1. Make one of the film's many messages more clear by having that ginger-bearded guy tell Keaneo: "Staying up all night surfing the web in your filthy little bedroom is all well and good, but sometimes a boy needs to go out to industrial clubs and meet girls."
2. After the little bald kid in the toga gives the "there is no spoon" speech, have Keaneo punch him in the face. Hard.
3. Switch shouldn't die. In fact, Switch should turn out to be The One.
4. The White Rabbit tattoo girl should be a major character. Come on, she was Katerina in Heartbreak High!
5. Joey Pants should turn out *not* to be a treacherous slimebag. Who could possible see that one coming, eh?
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